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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 177,564 notes
acen3rd:

yvngpharrell:

Rare Pokemon N64

The things I would do to get my hands on one of those.

acen3rd:

yvngpharrell:

Rare Pokemon N64

The things I would do to get my hands on one of those.

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 10,732 notes

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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WP

2 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 27,849 notes
When this happens, you haters can expect a TM 98, right in the bung hole. Conspirators use TM 67!

When this happens, you haters can expect a TM 98, right in the bung hole. Conspirators use TM 67!

5 days ago on July 20th, 2014 | J | 104 notes
Service Pokemon are the best! 

Service Pokemon are the best! 

5 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 29 notes
Tagged as: #Pokemon #Feels 
Charmander ain’t got time for your bubble beam Squirtle

Charmander ain’t got time for your bubble beam Squirtle

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 15,377 notes

geebeees:

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

he has the answer

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 148,627 notes
leecario:

IM TELLING RAYQUAZA


Rayquaza: “GOD DAMMIT YOU TWO! NOT AGAIN! JUST STAHP!! Groudon & Kyogre: ” But…but..”Rayquaza: “BUT WHAT!? Y’ALL MOTHER FUCKA’S NEED TO CALM YO TOGEPI’S!”Groudon: “But he said Water is more superior since there’s more of it.”Kyogre: “And he said, Ground is more superior since it holds everyone up.” Rayquaza: “For one: Groudon, stfu, you’re standing on a fucking tiny ass island…SURROUNDED by WATER! So you chose the wrong place to pick a fight, idiot. Two: Kyogre, stop bitching you fucking glamorized Wailord, you have all this fucking water to swim in and this one dude is rustling your jimmies cuz he’s making more land with your water? Stop being so shellfish.”Groudon & Kyogre: “STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!” Rayquaza: “Well then fuck you guys, Ima go FLY around and not worry about shiiit. Destroy everything, I don’t care, y’all are bitches. Peace!” My interpretation of how Rayquaza settles this dispute.

leecario:

IM TELLING RAYQUAZA

Rayquaza: “GOD DAMMIT YOU TWO! NOT AGAIN! JUST STAHP!!
Groudon & Kyogre: ” But…but..”
Rayquaza: “BUT WHAT!? Y’ALL MOTHER FUCKA’S NEED TO CALM YO TOGEPI’S!”
Groudon: “But he said Water is more superior since there’s more of it.”
Kyogre: “And he said, Ground is more superior since it holds everyone up.”
Rayquaza: “For one: Groudon, stfu, you’re standing on a fucking tiny ass island…SURROUNDED by WATER! So you chose the wrong place to pick a fight, idiot. Two: Kyogre, stop bitching you fucking glamorized Wailord, you have all this fucking water to swim in and this one dude is rustling your jimmies cuz he’s making more land with your water? Stop being so shellfish.”
Groudon & Kyogre: “STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!”
Rayquaza: “Well then fuck you guys, Ima go FLY around and not worry about shiiit. Destroy everything, I don’t care, y’all are bitches. Peace!”

My interpretation of how Rayquaza settles this dispute.

1 week ago on July 13th, 2014 | J | 4,442 notes
Tagged as: #pokemon 

ruinedchildhood:

ash fucking cold as ice

1 week ago on July 13th, 2014 | J | 25,899 notes
2 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 8,817 notes
The worst things that could happen in Pokémon.

The worst things that could happen in Pokémon.

2 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 44 notes
Tagged as: #pokemon #rage 
eevee-ray:

eevee-ray:

this is an ariel and pokemon crossover ugh ♥‿♥ cutest 
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reblogging myself bc i love it

Like damn, this is too legit. I love it.

eevee-ray:

eevee-ray:

this is an ariel and pokemon crossover ugh ♥‿♥ cutest 

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reblogging myself bc i love it

Like damn, this is too legit. I love it.

2 weeks ago on July 7th, 2014 | J | 2,360 notes

flabebes:

in your girl’s pussy like

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IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

2 weeks ago on July 7th, 2014 | J | 65,263 notes
3 weeks ago on July 3rd, 2014 | J | 6,697 notes
You are my spirit animal…as I too have a mohawk…and am a Punk Guy. 

You are my spirit animal…as I too have a mohawk…and am a Punk Guy. 

4 weeks ago on June 27th, 2014 | J | 24,076 notes