Say what you want about Ash. Call him a shitty trainer and compare him negatively to characters like Red because he hasn’t completed his pokedex or won a league. But this boy fucking loves his Pikachu (and all of his pokemon). He jumped off a tower to try and save his pokemon’s life—even if it meant sacrificing his own. He loves pokemon so much that he’s willing to die for them. He treats them like family, friends and partners. He’ll do anything to make them happy—even if it means letting them go and never seeing them again. He was even willing to do this for Pikachu when he thought it would be happier in the wild. Ash cares more about his pokemon than he cares about himself. He cares more about the health and happiness of his partners than winning some league title. He’ll let a pokemon go even if it means losing a vital, powerful member of his team. He loves his pokemon like family, and that’s what being a good trainer is all about.
True love right here. And I would do the exact same thing to my first Pokemon :3
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
When this happens, you haters can expect a TM 98, right in the bung hole. Conspirators use TM 67!
Charmander ain’t got time for your bubble beam Squirtle
IM TELLING RAYQUAZA
Rayquaza: “GOD DAMMIT YOU TWO! NOT AGAIN! JUST STAHP!!
Groudon & Kyogre: ” But…but..”
Rayquaza: “BUT WHAT!? Y’ALL MOTHER FUCKA’S NEED TO CALM YO TOGEPI’S!”
Groudon: “But he said Water is more superior since there’s more of it.”
Kyogre: “And he said, Ground is more superior since it holds everyone up.”
Rayquaza: “For one: Groudon, stfu, you’re standing on a fucking tiny ass island…SURROUNDED by WATER! So you chose the wrong place to pick a fight, idiot. Two: Kyogre, stop bitching you fucking glamorized Wailord, you have all this fucking water to swim in and this one dude is rustling your jimmies cuz he’s making more land with your water? Stop being so shellfish.”
Groudon & Kyogre: “STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!”
Rayquaza: “Well then fuck you guys, Ima go FLY around and not worry about shiiit. Destroy everything, I don’t care, y’all are bitches. Peace!”
My interpretation of how Rayquaza settles this dispute.
ash fucking cold as ice